Written by: Stephanie Ortiz
Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single,
mad professor with too many cats and no kids. She enjoys blogging and writing in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. She maintains
the facade of a mature suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager who still enjoys pranking friends and air-guitaring to Nine Inch
Nails. You can find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.